{"id":345,"date":"2005-04-11T00:52:49","date_gmt":"2005-04-11T05:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=345"},"modified":"2005-04-11T00:52:49","modified_gmt":"2005-04-11T05:52:49","slug":"hit-ya-leave-a-2-foot-hole-coming-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=345","title":{"rendered":"Hit ya, leave a 2 foot hole coming out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things that are good about the first week or so of April:<\/p>\n<p>-The start of baseball season.<br \/>\n-NCAA Final Four basketball.<br \/>\n-Opening windows and releasing the musty smell of winter.<br \/>\n-The first round of golf.<\/p>\n<p>Things that are not so good about THIS first week or so of April:<\/p>\n<p>-Taking a tee shot off the ribs from about 35 yards.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/pictures\/bruise.jpg\" alt=\"golf ball bruise\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, <a href=\"http:\/\/cheapviagraonlineusacanadayy.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">ampoule<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/buycialisonlinefree.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">ailment<\/a>  that one stung a bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that are good about the first week or so of April: -The start of baseball season. -NCAA Final Four basketball. -Opening windows and releasing the musty smell of winter. -The first round of golf. Things that are not so good about THIS first week or so of April: -Taking a tee shot off the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=345\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hit ya, leave a 2 foot hole coming out<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}