{"id":344,"date":"2005-04-09T21:03:37","date_gmt":"2005-04-10T02:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=344"},"modified":"2005-04-09T21:04:20","modified_gmt":"2005-04-10T02:04:20","slug":"shes-presenting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Ooh, look! She&#8217;s presenting!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;Yes I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I have to stop this before it goes to far.&#8221;<\/em>  -Homer J. Simpson<\/p>\n<p>I came across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/cs\/CDA\/ssistory.mpl\/nation\/3103042\">this story<\/a> on the wires at work, and figured it was as good a time as any to remind you all that I&#8217;m still the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=simpsons+panda+love\">#3 Google search<\/a> for &#8220;simpsons panda love&#8221; (without the quotes), with #1 being a forum post about me being a top source of &#8220;Simpsons panda love&#8221; searches. <\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Yes I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I have to stop this before it goes to far.&#8221; -Homer J. Simpson I came across this story on the wires at work, and figured it was as good a time as any to remind you all that I&#8217;m still the #3 Google search &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=344\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ooh, look! She&#8217;s presenting!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}