{"id":338,"date":"2005-03-29T23:55:46","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T04:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=338"},"modified":"2005-04-01T00:00:45","modified_gmt":"2005-04-01T05:00:45","slug":"nancy-odell-never-had-it-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"Nancy O&#8217;Dell never had it so good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First it started with a random news story about <em>Access Hollywood<\/em> host Pat O&#8217;Brien that I barely paid attention to.<\/p>\n<p>Then <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.thejamootz.com\">Dan<\/a> showed me <a href=\"http:\/\/stuckinrehabwithpatobrien.blogspot.com\/\">this blog<\/a>, which is probably, nay, <em><strong>easily<\/strong><\/em>the best fiction blog I&#8217;ve seen. Good idea, great humor, and just the right touch of wrongness to make it awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Then, earlier today, <a href=\"http:\/\/site.angrypete.net\">Pete<\/a> sent me the audio that got Pat in trouble in the first place. If you haven&#8217;t heard it already, and aren&#8217;t easily offended by raunchy one-sided conversation, find it. In fact, if you ask nicely, I can provide you with a link. If you need an example, quite possibly the pinnacle of the voicemails is the line, &#8220;lets just f&#8212;ing have sex and fun and drugs and f&#8212; and eat and go crazy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For more accuracy, pause after each &#8220;and&#8221;&#8230; its awesome. Seriously, why didn&#8217;t I have a pickup line like that in college? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First it started with a random news story about Access Hollywood host Pat O&#8217;Brien that I barely paid attention to. Then Dan showed me this blog, which is probably, nay, easilythe best fiction blog I&#8217;ve seen. Good idea, great humor, and just the right touch of wrongness to make it awesome. Then, earlier today, Pete &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=338\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nancy O&#8217;Dell never had it so good<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}