{"id":330,"date":"2005-03-19T00:18:56","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T05:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=330"},"modified":"2005-03-19T00:18:56","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T05:18:56","slug":"kans-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Kans-ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I said before<\/a> Kansas has no business being put in anyone’s Final Four. Bucknell agrees with me. Fortunately, that post I made a week or two ago late at night in a dull haze of children’s cough syrup and a blend of whatever drops of liquor I had left in the house, caused me to avoid Kansas at all costs. Of course I gave them enough credit to beat Bucknell (which didn’t happen), but I had them losing in the next round. In fact, aside from Syracuse in the Elite Eight (do wins by Vermont count if I really don’t consider them a state as much as I consider them “Southern Quebec”?) and LSU to the Sweet Sixteen, all my Sweet Sixteen teams are still alive, and I’m running somewhere around 23-7 for the first round. Not too shabby. And I can live with the Syracuse loss, since if there’s one thing I’ve learned from working in TV, its that the people like to drink after work. A lot. If there’s two things I’ve learned, its that “working in TV” isn’t nearly as cool as everyone with a real job seems to think it is when you tell them what you do for a living. And if I’ve learned three things, its that 90% of anchors went to Syracuse University, and think that their shit smells like roses. No it doesn’t, it smells like the bottom of the U. of Vermont’s shoes right about now. <\/p>\n

Of course, its still early, and I’ll be sweating bullets as Kentucky faces Cincinnati in the “battle of who’s not going to be a second round failure THIS year” competition. Speaking of Cincinnati, the video on this page<\/a> (top clip, the dashboard camera video) is awesome. So awesome, that I’ve already written about it<\/a>. If (or when) Cincinnati loses tomorrow, you better be sure to give Bobby H. two extra lanes down the road from Indy to Cincy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I said before Kansas has no business being put in anyone’s Final Four. Bucknell agrees with me. Fortunately, that post I made a week or two ago late at night in a dull haze of children’s cough syrup and a blend of whatever drops of liquor I had left in the house, caused me … Continue reading Kans-ass<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}