{"id":31,"date":"2003-10-30T09:56:30","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T13:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=31"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"shes-got-leg-she-knows-how-to-use-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s got leg, she knows how to use it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so paul mccartney and his (almost my age) wife had a kid. its his 3rd, her first. I guess he&#8217;s got a leg up on her in the parenting department! *rimshot* it was funny at work at least.<\/p>\n<p>saw a squirrel pee today. not something I waited for, or even really planned on seeing. was just watching a squirrel rummage around on the car port and it just let fly. I&#8217;m jealous of the freedom.<\/p>\n<p>time to go back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so paul mccartney and his (almost my age) wife had a kid. its his 3rd, her first. I guess he&#8217;s got a leg up on her in the parenting department! *rimshot* it was funny at work at least. saw a squirrel pee today. not something I waited for, or even really planned on seeing. was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=31\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">She&#8217;s got leg, she knows how to use it.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}