{"id":297,"date":"2005-01-14T00:06:33","date_gmt":"2005-01-14T05:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=297"},"modified":"2005-01-14T00:06:33","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T05:06:33","slug":"yes-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"yes, you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the annoying world of internet acronyms, I still marvel in the presence of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lingo2word.com\/lists\/acronym_listG1.html\">&#8220;GFY&#8221;<\/a>. And not the one that means &#8220;Good For You&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of, I&#8217;d like to give a nice hearty GFY to Comcast Cable. Sure, their high-speed internet has been great, and really reliable, but their customer service blows goats.  After all the trouble I had getting it set up, then getting the &#8220;jimmy rigged&#8221; wiring job through my apartment, and being billed full price for everything I was told I was getting for free, things had been going well. Now, in an effort to save some stamps and to not have to scratch out and re-write my new address on all my checks, I signed up for online bill payments with all my utilities. Gas company? Piece of cake. Electric company? I have to print a form and mail it in, but no problems there yet. Phone company? Well, I still have to get to the phone company. But then there&#8217;s Comcast. First, I had to register online with seperate information and such, just to get a peek and account information. No &#8220;signing in with your account number&#8221;, but that was a minor inconvenience. I find the automatic bill pay, sign up, get all the way to the end, putting in my checking account numbers, and it says it can&#8217;t find the routing number. Funny, all the other companies did so just fine. So I retype it and submit again. Same problem. And again. A different screen pops up.<\/p>\n<p>Success!<\/p>\n<p>Or&#8230; maybe not. Just a different way to say they can&#8217;t complete my registration and I need to call them to finish signing up. <\/p>\n<p>Not freaking likely&#8230;or so I thought.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nI decide that I&#8217;ll let that slide, try it another day, and in the meantime, while I&#8217;m looking at my bill, I&#8217;d cancel some of the channels that I was finally having to pay for. $37 a month is a little steep for the maybe 1 1\/2 movies I catch on HBO a month. Besides, if I cancel now, surely I&#8217;ll get another &#8220;4 months for $5 a month&#8221; deal soon, right? <\/p>\n<p>(Actually, they&#8217;ve already sent out a deal to keep the channels for &#8220;about half&#8221; what it is now. That&#8217;s nice, but A) it wasn&#8217;t reflected on my bill, and B) &#8220;about half&#8221; still makes for a good happy hour or at least most of a round of golf once the forty days and forty nights we&#8217;ve got going on here lets up.)<\/p>\n<p>Next problem is, you can find 2,391 different ways to add service through their website, but NOTHING about cancelling. Not that I expect them to make it easy for you to cancel services, but the limit for jumping through hoops should be 1, maybe 2 if they&#8217;re not the &#8220;lit on fire&#8221; type hoops you see dogs jumping through on TV. <\/p>\n<p>So, it comes right back to making the phone call to their customer &#8220;service&#8221;. Some of the people there have been great. Some of the others have been, well, either total jackasses or not even close to English. I swear, when I signed up for the service, I think I got HBO for free, two camels, a tent and might have to change my identity soon to avoid an arranged marriage.<\/p>\n<p>So the next time I have to move, &#8220;do they use Comcast?&#8221; is easily one of the first questions on the list. Probably even before indoor plumbing.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side of the consumer world, the &#8220;free code&#8221; on the back of this week&#8217;s AOL trial CD in my mailbox was &#8220;Dills-Whole&#8221;. Frankly, I always thought the plural of that would be &#8220;dillholes&#8221;, but I guess I was wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the annoying world of internet acronyms, I still marvel in the presence of &#8220;GFY&#8221;. And not the one that means &#8220;Good For You&#8221;! Speaking of, I&#8217;d like to give a nice hearty GFY to Comcast Cable. Sure, their high-speed internet has been great, and really reliable, but their customer service blows goats. 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