{"id":292,"date":"2005-01-04T00:16:49","date_gmt":"2005-01-04T05:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=292"},"modified":"2005-01-04T00:26:44","modified_gmt":"2005-01-04T05:26:44","slug":"would-you-stand-up-and-walk-out-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"Would you stand up and walk out on me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s technically January 4th now, I couldn&#8217;t <b>possibly<\/b> let January 3rd pass without wishing a happy 30th birthday to <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005211\/\">Winnie Cooper<\/a>.  Even though I can never forgive you for dating that dickhead Kirk McCray, I hope your thirties go as well as mine have. All 10 months and 13 days, that is. <\/p>\n<p>(Mel Gibson had a birthday today, er, yesterday, too. But he doesn&#8217;t look quite as hot in a pair of go-go boots.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s technically January 4th now, I couldn&#8217;t possibly let January 3rd pass without wishing a happy 30th birthday to Winnie Cooper. Even though I can never forgive you for dating that dickhead Kirk McCray, I hope your thirties go as well as mine have. All 10 months and 13 days, that is. (Mel Gibson &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=292\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Would you stand up and walk out on me?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}