{"id":288,"date":"2004-12-31T16:29:51","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T21:29:51","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=288"},"modified":"2005-05-04T01:34:24","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T06:34:24","slug":"weve-got-a-floater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"We’ve got a floater!"},"content":{"rendered":"

After a little encouragement, I have something to share (courtesy this sicko<\/a>):<\/p>\n

What’s the national sport of Sri Lanka?
\n
\nBody Surfing<\/p>\n

Seriously, I think that ranks right up there with the space shuttle jokes in junior high and the “what’s worse than 10 babies in one garbage can” joke from…well, junior high.<\/p>\n

Anyway, if you feel bad for laughing at that joke and feel the need to donate money to the disaster relief fund, here’s a convenient way to do it<\/a>. Of course if you’re looking to give alot of money and want the tax deduction to go with it (you’ve got 7 hours and 37 minutes to help ya out this year, btw), you might want to find another route to give, but Grant<\/a> does such a kickass job with that site, it’s good to be charitable in his name. (I did, and that’s why I don’t feel bad for making the body surfing joke.)<\/p>\n

You’ve now got 7 hours 32 minutes to get those tax deductions and Dead Pool<\/a> picks in, so get working!!!<\/p>\n

Oh, and have a happy new year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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