{"id":287,"date":"2004-12-30T20:17:31","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T01:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=287"},"modified":"2004-12-31T13:47:41","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T18:47:41","slug":"hes-going-to-the-bullpen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"He’s going to the bullpen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not even a full day after turning in my Dead Pool 2005<\/a> roster, former bandleader and really old guy Artie Shaw died today. After hearing that Richard Pryor is in worse shape than I thought during a 60 Minutes interview last night with Dave Chappelle, he takes over the 15th spot in the lineup. It’s a tough call to make, too, since Pryor is responsible for some of the funniest moments of the last 30 years, but its a move that had to be made. <\/p>\n

Of course, there are still 27 hours and change left for you to submit your own roster<\/a>, as long as you have your own site (which I think most of the people that read this do, in fact, have their own site), and turn the list in by 11:59 tomorrow night. Tell ’em I sent ya, and DON’T STEAL MY FREAKING PICKS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Not even a full day after turning in my Dead Pool 2005 roster, former bandleader and really old guy Artie Shaw died today. After hearing that Richard Pryor is in worse shape than I thought during a 60 Minutes interview last night with Dave Chappelle, he takes over the 15th spot in the lineup. It’s … Continue reading He’s going to the bullpen<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}