{"id":285,"date":"2004-12-27T19:43:46","date_gmt":"2004-12-28T00:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=285"},"modified":"2004-12-30T20:19:49","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T01:19:49","slug":"little-men-and-their-tuxedos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"little men and their tuxedos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heraldsun.news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,5478,11783241%255E663,00.html\">this<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me of this:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nA penguin is driving through Arizona on a hot summer&#8217;s day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it&#8217;s leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. <\/p>\n<p>The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he&#8217;s a penguin and it&#8217;s Arizona in the summer, after all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream. Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy. <\/p>\n<p>By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth &#8211; a total mess. He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, &#8220;Did you find out what is wrong with my car?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The mechanic replies, &#8220;It looks like you&#8217;ve blown a seal.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no,&#8221; says the penguin. &#8220;It&#8217;s just ice cream, I swear!!!&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this&#8230; Which reminds me of this:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}