{"id":249,"date":"2004-10-09T12:43:53","date_gmt":"2004-10-09T16:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=249"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"all-right-stop-what-youre-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=249","title":{"rendered":"all right stop what you’re doing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Got home from a long “weekend” tonight, and one of the first things I saw was this<\/a> at Grant’s site, and almost lost it. Damn funny stuff. Go ahead, picture it.<\/p>\n

Also acceptable vote-clinchers include “this is my world, you’re just a squirrel looking for a nut”, and, to a lesser extent, “word to your mother.”<\/p>\n

For the record, THIS<\/a> is still total bullshit. So much so that I’m debating getting into the coke dealing business just to see what it does to MY career. I hope Jamal Lewis and Paul Tagliabue both rot their bitch asses in the most horrible way possible. (Starting with the Browns sticking two more cleats up Jamal’s personal bitch ass in early November. How convenient that the suspension ends right before a couple of divisional games?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Got home from a long “weekend” tonight, and one of the first things I saw was this at Grant’s site, and almost lost it. Damn funny stuff. Go ahead, picture it. Also acceptable vote-clinchers include “this is my world, you’re just a squirrel looking for a nut”, and, to a lesser extent, “word to your … Continue reading all right stop what you’re doing<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}