{"id":242,"date":"2004-10-23T12:18:52","date_gmt":"2004-10-23T16:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=242"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"next-on-the-main-stage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"next on the main stage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do former NHL-er Theo Fleury and OSU RB Lydell Ross have in common?<\/p>\n<p>No, Ross has never (to my knowledge) had a cocaine addiction, nor has he slid the length of a hockey rink on each and every one of his body parts following an overtime goal.<\/p>\n<p>And no, Fleury isn&#8217;t averaging a whopping 57 yards rushing per game this season.<\/p>\n<p>Still stumped?<\/p>\n<p>Think <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tsn.ca\/columnists\/bob_mckenzie.asp?id=24273\">cocoa butter<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/10tv.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=2467412&#038;nav=LUERSIbZ\">booty glitter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Theoretically, I should have more to comment on this. But I don&#8217;t. And I think it stands just fine on its own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do former NHL-er Theo Fleury and OSU RB Lydell Ross have in common? No, Ross has never (to my knowledge) had a cocaine addiction, nor has he slid the length of a hockey rink on each and every one of his body parts following an overtime goal. And no, Fleury isn&#8217;t averaging a whopping &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=242\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">next on the main stage<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}