{"id":18,"date":"2003-08-28T13:16:23","date_gmt":"2003-08-28T17:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=18"},"modified":"2006-07-18T01:16:53","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T05:16:53","slug":"people-that-need-more-help-than-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"People that need more help than I do&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.minorleaguebaseball.com\/fanzone\/photos\/?id=4\">Check THESE folks out!<\/A><\/p>\n<p>Sure, the whole &#8220;mascot at a minor league ball game&#8221; idea is fun. But bios? Okay, that can be fun too, but some of that took way too much thought. My personal favorite was from 7\/15, &#8220;Rusty Roughcut&#8221;. I think I saw him in a movie once in college.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Barry Bonds is still one of the biggest bitches on the planet. I feel for him with his dad dying and all, but he&#8217;s taking almost 2 weeks off in the middle of a pennant race for bereavement. The rest of us might get 3 days if we&#8217;re lucky. Not Barry. Even when he&#8217;s allowed to be selfish and think of himself, he&#8217;s selfish. And a bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check THESE folks out! Sure, the whole &#8220;mascot at a minor league ball game&#8221; idea is fun. But bios? Okay, that can be fun too, but some of that took way too much thought. My personal favorite was from 7\/15, &#8220;Rusty Roughcut&#8221;. I think I saw him in a movie once in college. Oh, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=18\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">People that need more help than I do&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}