I’ll give you a birthday list.<\/p>\n
I really just want about a trillion dollar gift certificate to Best Buy. Probably not really, but it seems like in the past month, so many Best Buy-able things have come to mind that I don’t think I’m allowed within a thousand feet of the store. I’m still waffling on the surround sound stereo deal until taxes get done doing their thing to me, but I know exactly what I want when I get there. And I made the discovery today that not only does Outkast have a DVD of their videos out (actually, I didn’t find that out alone, and dammit, Nelly still needs to come out with one, if only so I can freeze frame a clear picture of the “Air Force Ones” video<\/A> to prove to any doubters that I’m in there! Oh, and to prove to Lyndi that the back of her head really *did* make the final cut. I swear!), but anyway, on this Outkast DVD, the videos for Hey Ya and The Way You Move are really one long video. 12 minutes of Southernplayalisticcadillacfunky-goodness. Of course, with the rest of my trillion dollar gift certificate, I’d pillage the DVD aisle, but about 12,000GB of RAM for this computer, and then… hell, buy one of everything, I guess. I’ll figure out where to put it later.<\/p>\n For those of you that don’t have a trillion dollars to throw around, best wishes and good company the weekend of the 21st is always welcome (but try to get the cash, first. OK?)<\/p>\n Oh, for anyone that cares about what I do for a living, and promises not to stalk me at work, I got some props last week on the noon newscast. I figure this is just as easy as sending an email out to everyone, even though probably 80% of the people I know either don’t know about this site, or have already seen the video. But for those of you that care, here’s my Super Bowl montage<\/A> (sans boobies).<\/p>\n Enjoy! I’m off to hunt beer and chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ll give you a birthday list. I really just want about a trillion dollar gift certificate to Best Buy. Probably not really, but it seems like in the past month, so many Best Buy-able things have come to mind that I don’t think I’m allowed within a thousand feet of the store. I’m still waffling … Continue reading you want a birthday list?<\/span>
![“Air Force Ones” video<\/A> to prove to any doubters that I’m in there! Oh, and to prove to Lyndi that the back of her head really *did* make the final cut. I swear!), but anyway, on this Outkast DVD, the videos for Hey Ya and The Way You Move are really one long video. 12 minutes of Southernplayalisticcadillacfunky-goodness. Of course, with the rest of my trillion dollar gift certificate, I’d pillage the DVD aisle, but about 12,000GB of RAM for this computer, and then… hell, buy one of everything, I guess. I’ll figure out where to put it later.<\/p>\nFor those of you that don’t have a trillion dollars to throw around, best wishes and good company the weekend of the 21st is always welcome (but try to get the cash, first. OK?)<\/p>\nOh, for anyone that cares about what I do for a living, and promises not to stalk me at work, I got some props last week on the noon newscast. I figure this is just as easy as sending an email out to everyone, even though probably 80% of the people I know either don’t know about this site, or have already seen the video. But for those of you that care, here’s my Super Bowl montage<\/A> (sans boobies).<\/p>\nEnjoy! I’m off to hunt beer and chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I’ll give you a birthday list. I really just want about a trillion dollar gift certificate to Best Buy. Probably not really, but it seems like in the past month, so many Best Buy-able things have come to mind that I don’t think I’m allowed within a thousand feet of the store. I’m still waffling … Continue reading you want a birthday list?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}](\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/pictures\/nellyvideo.jpg\"){kind=link}