{"id":101,"date":"2004-02-10T14:36:14","date_gmt":"2004-02-10T18:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=101"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This post started off as a trip down memory lane.<br \/>Then it became a question.<br \/>Then a bit of an obsession.<br \/>Now I&#8217;m just wondering what important information is lost in my brain to make room for &#8217;70s TV memories.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking about that old Sesame Street cartoon where the lady has her kid go to the store, and the kid spends the whole time repeating &#8220;a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter&#8221;. First off, it seems to me that there was either more to the list, or more to the kid&#8217;s rhyme. But those three have been validated through Google, so I&#8217;ll believe it. (I forgot that it was a &#8220;container&#8221; of milk, though thats understandable, since I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve referred to it as a &#8220;container&#8221; of milk ever. And I had thought there were eggs involved. Oh well.) <\/p>\n<p>Here comes the first question. About half the websites (mostly blog entries) I found referred to it as a boy, the other half as a little girl. I distinctly remember it as being a boy. An inner city black (as African-Americans were called in the &#8217;70s) kid dodging all kinds of distractions to get his bread, milk and butter. Maybe this would be better served as a poll question, but which was it? A boy or a girl?<\/p>\n<p>Next question. <A HREF=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/pete\">Pete<\/A> and I agreed to remember that one of the distractions on the street was a pimp. I&#8217;m sticking to that memory, but reading my research, I&#8217;m wondering if I might have my Sesame Street sketches confused. That and a little Simpsons thrown in. We ALL remember young Homer being chased through the streets of NYC by a pimp, and I know that it happened in Sesame Street, too, but one post I read (which I was either too dense or too ignorant to copy the link) flashed back to the boy&#8217;s dream where he gets lost and meets a man that morphs into all kinds of things to help him get back home. THAT, I believe, was a pimp. Now I&#8217;m even more lost.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m figuring out my next step. I really wish it was as easy as getting a movie clip of the &#8220;stick of butter&#8221; sketch, though that might not answer my pimp question, so I&#8217;d need the morphing sketch too. Ah, maybe I&#8217;ll just dig out that Simpsons episode and forget all about it. <\/p>\n<p>It IS, after all, the weekend!<\/p>\n<p>ADDED: I can&#8217;t believe I forgot <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cindigo.com\/archives\/2001\/nov_01.html\">this link<\/A>! Seems this chick remembers the &#8220;stick of butter&#8221; sketch, which is cool. But she&#8217;s of the &#8220;it was a girl&#8221; memory. Not cool. Anyway, what got MY attention is the post about her &#8220;sex with David Spade&#8221; dreams. I think it was this line:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t like the annoying needy, nerdy, whiny qualities of his character on Just Shoot Me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or those EXACT SAME qualities in EVERY OTHER character he&#8217;s ever done. <\/p>\n<p>There. 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