{"id":100,"date":"2004-02-12T16:52:50","date_gmt":"2004-02-12T20:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=100"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"tale-of-two-commentaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"Tale of two commentaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love &#8220;Swingers&#8221;. I love &#8220;Oceans Eleven&#8221;. I have seen each at least a few dozen times, and still don&#8217;t get tired of them. So, this &#8220;weekend&#8221;, I thought I&#8217;d watch them with the actors commentaries on the DVD. Swingers was sweet. Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau are funny. They tell the story, and get &#8220;Hollywood geeky&#8221;, but are funny while they do it. On the other hand, I&#8217;m hoping someone hits Brad Pitt and Matt Damon with a brick.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if he was feeling lonely after Ben Affleck ran off with J-Lo or what, but if Damon could have gotten his lips off of Steven Soderbergh for just two seconds, it would have made the whole thing more enjoyable. I don&#8217;t know enough about the ins and outs of film making to know or care about what Soderbergh does or doesn&#8217;t do, and I&#8217;ll admit that this film rocks in many aspects, but every other word out of Damon&#8217;s mouth is &#8220;Steven said this&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;I love how Steven does that&#8230;&#8221; Equally annoying was the no fewer than 15 references to Brad Pitt&#8217;s wife. Thanks for enlightening me, I must have missed the wedding. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I have anywhere else to go with this, but I highly recommend Swingers with commentary, but if there were a way to scratch the Oceans Eleven commentary off the disc, I&#8217;d buy stock in sandpaper. <\/p>\n<p>I think there was so much else to share here, from the bar tab the length of my forearm or the haircut wounds (did I say &#8220;wounds&#8221;? I mean &#8220;gashes&#8221;) across the back of my neck. Thank God it cost me 3 bucks, and once they heal, I&#8217;ll be sexy again. Don&#8217;t you worry about that. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and since little brother has a bad case of &#8220;link envy&#8221;, go visit him. He&#8217;s the &#8220;little link on the sidebar thing that no one reads&#8221;, and now that he&#8217;s posted twice in a week, he might be worth a visit. That and he backs up the theory that the &#8220;stick of butter&#8221; kid on Sesame Street was a boy. Not just a boy, but he reminded us that the kid had a &#8220;sort of a halfro&#8221;. Now THAT&#8217;S a word I haven&#8217;t heard in awhile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love &#8220;Swingers&#8221;. I love &#8220;Oceans Eleven&#8221;. I have seen each at least a few dozen times, and still don&#8217;t get tired of them. So, this &#8220;weekend&#8221;, I thought I&#8217;d watch them with the actors commentaries on the DVD. Swingers was sweet. Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau are funny. They tell the story, and get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=100\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tale of two commentaries<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}