The first half of the birthday "Cannonball Run" is in the books and can be considered quite a success. This is the part where parental types may want to stop reading, though I can promise the only revealed skin in the story was that of the girl at the end of the night who hemmed her mumu a little too high.
Since details are a little sketchy, and visual proof is forthcoming, I guess the easiest way to do this is to make a timeline:
2am-noon: Worked.
12:15pm: Threw together a suitcase (of course with 2 days worth of clothes that I used exactly a half days worth) and hopped in Pete's car headed north for Cleveland. After a very satisfying Double with cheese combo, biggie sized, Sprite no ice from Wendy's outside of Delaware, Ohio, we were on our way. The drive was pretty uneventful, aside from good stories, and a highway shooter scare that turned out to be a light on top of a cell tower.
2:30pm: Rolled into the BW3 in Strongsville, Ohio. Met Scott, which might have been by accident, but I'm not sure. Fired a beautiful -22 on the brand spanking new 2005 Golden Tee golf, put the clubs away and spent the next 3+ hours playing video crack and drinking Bud Lights (with a warm Three Olives cherry vodka/7UP concotion that tasted like cough medicine). Learned that "oxo" is a word. Who knew?
5:45pm: Left b-dubs and hit Scott and Joel's place, somewhere away from Strongsville, I think, but all I knew at that point was that I was in Ohio, most likely still in the Cleveland suburbs. Another beer, a shower and two cherry bombs later (with Red Bull instead of the 7UP, and proper use of ice and refrigeration was executed this time), and we hit the road for Nate's.
7:30pm (maybe?): Get to Nate and Elaine's in Lakewood, which I've been to before and KNOW is in Ohio. Find out that somehow Elaine and I might be related, or at least both have bloodlines through a Caruso family. Small world, eh? A Labatt Blue or two here and we are introduced to "the napkin game". I've heard stories, but this was the first time I took part. For those not familiar, everyone wads up a napkin (or money, in our case), and tosses it at the liquor stash. Bottles are removed as they are hit, and a shot of each is mixed and divvied up equally. Fortunately, we were wise enough to take the Courvoisier (spelling thanks to Google!) out, and were left with the Captain, Canadian Club, straight vodka, something else, and the godsend of all napkin games... Bailey's Irish Creme. So hell in a rocks glass turns into spiked chocolate milk and we move on. A few rousing choruses of the email cult hit
"We like the moon" (turn your speakers down.. or up, if you're into it) and a picture that will be released at a later date, and we hit the road for The Winchester.
10pm-ish: Hit The Winchester in Lakewood to see Colin Hay, former lead singer of "Men at Work", in concert. Though we just missed the opening act,
Connor O'Brien, we talked to him for awhile, bought a couple CD's, had them autographed (for the day Connor becomes the next Michael Damian), and got ready for Hay. I wasn't all that familiar with anything he did outside of Men at Work, but it wasn't a bad show. A very "different" crowd, but one that's to be expected in Lakewood.
11:55pm: Shows over, Pete is yanked from sneaking in backstage to offer his appreciation and favors to Hay, and we make our way out. Two more people meet Tony, old high school friends of Pete's, apparently, and we then wait in line for them to get Hay to sign their CD's (again, pictures forthcoming). In the process, I "officially" turn 30, and don't feel a day over 23. Of course, as the night wore on, I didn't feel a day under 73, but you'll have that. So Men at Work's Colin Hay has met Tony. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.
12:30am: My day enters its 23rd hour and we stop at another bar, something like the Lakewood Village Bar or something like that, and the napkin game once again rears its ugly head. What you're about to see looks nasty, but it ended up tasting so good that we are hereby claiming it, naming it and patenting it as "the Aunt Jemima".
Thanks to the bartender for remembering and listing the ingredients for us. The first thought I had was that the Jack was going to kill me, and I could feel it all the way down to the bottom of my stomach. However, the second that almost settled, I tasted, nay, CRAVED French Toast. It was just that good.
1:30am: Having made it to the 24 hour mark, we hit breakfast at Dianna's in Lakewood. A total dive of a diner, almost like Cracker Barrel meets Mel's Diner, but it was here that I ate french toast and bacon for the second time that day. And it was delicious. After successfully turning down a bet from Nate to eat a large spoonful of butter for $1.65, we called it a night and made it back to Nate and Elaine's, where a "10 minute rest period" turned into a much needed four hour crash session, sprawled diagonally across a queen sized bed.
6:30am: Pete's ready to go, and we drive back to Joel's in a building snow squall.
8:00am: We're on the road back to Columbus, in pain, and fighting a nasty crosswind and bad drivers (Pete was, at least), no highway shooter scares, and we return safely at 10am. Just in time to start round two.
I have no business remembering most of this, but I'm very glad I did.