October 28, 2004

..."Wake up the damned Bambino."

Wow! The Red Sox are World Champions of the World. I can't believe that it finally happened. I can't claim to have suffered 86 years, because it's only been 14. I wasn't a Sox fan in '86 because I was eight years old and still under the brainwashing of my Indians fan father (56 years and counting for you sons of the feather) but I felt horrible for them after that series blew up in their faces. (By the way, don't blame Buckner. If Gedman blocks the previous pitch Ray Knight is still at first.) It was 1990 when I decided to become a Sox fan. Why? I don't know. I was just drawn to the team. Believe me, though, it has been a tough 14 years.
Last night I sat alone with the game and a six of High Life tall boys waiting. After Damon put the 2-1 pitch into the Cards bullpen I knew it was time. I watched the game with many different thoughts in my head.
1. If Jason Marquis a) is such a good sinker-ball pitcher, and b) can get away with that much grease on his hat, why can he not get the ball to drop?
2. Why is Tony LaRussa leaving Marquis in so long?
3. If I get picked up for streaking, will it just be a fine or is there jail time involved?
Then when Foulke fielded that last ground ball I sank to my knees and sat stunned. I cracked that last High Life and found myself crying. I think it was more out of respect for those who lived with this team much longer than I have rather than for my own 14 years.
And, for all of Fox's terrible broadcasts (no shit, every time a team has never trailed in a series they swept their opponents. God, Tim McCarver needs kicked.) they got it right. They showed the frame from the beginning of "Cheers" with the guy holding the "We Win" headline, and gave us Neil. Truly have "good times never seemed so good."

October 22, 2004

...The fall of communism

Is it just my sick sense of humor, or was it friggin' hilarious to watch Fidel Castro fall on his face. Even relating the story today I am laughing my ass off. I know it's not normally good karma to laugh at a 78 year old falling flat on their face, but if it's a communist dictator I think even God laughs.

October 21, 2004

...I know it's not over yet...

but it is great to see all of those brand new Yankees hats go back into hiding. As for all of the new Red Sox hats, just because Ashton Kutcher said that if you wear a Sox trucker hat you will be cool it does not give you a right to claim fandom. I have several nasty Boston hats in my collection to bak up my allegiance, but I am happiest for the longer suffering fans in the actual Boston area.

Oh yeah, wasn't it great to see A-rod (in his ass) crying after the game?

October 5, 2004

...Thank you MTV

I was an undecided voter until Kurt Loder reminded me that as an under 30 year old I will only be cool if I vote for John Kerry. And here I thought that I could make up my own mind.

...Finally, I can die happy....

Today on "Jeopardy" one of the answer/questions (whatever they're called) was, "What is Afro-Sheen?"

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